You know you're a stay at home of two small children when...
*you can't remember the last time you washed your hair.
*you can't remember the last time you shaved your legs.
*it's noon and you haven't brushed your teeth.
*most of your clothes have spit up stains on them.
*you constantly are in a swaying motion as if you are holding a child 24/7.
*you're still in your jammies and it's time for bed.
*you say "jammies".
*you haven't talked to an adult all day.
*you can't go to the bathroom in peace.
*you know every Disney movie by heart.
*you realize at 2pm that you never ate lunch, and come to think of it, breakfast too.
*you've done 7 loads of laundry in 2 days and yet the hamper is still full.
*your sink is filled with sippy cups, bottles and...wine glasses, lots of them.
It's a glamorous job.
Ok, well maybe not, but it's one I wouldn't trade for the world.